Good news! If I were a mere 50 years older, I would qualify for entry in the Boston Marathon! It's official, with my time of 4:43:42, I fall in the qualifying category for participants 80+. At this point I have two options:
Maintain my current level of speed and endurance for the next 50 years, or
Shave a miniscule 1:38:42 off of my marathon time by November when I run the 2013 Savannah Rock n' Roll Marathon.