Monday, July 12, 2010

My Name Is...

I won't lie to you. I shaved my legs. Knee down.

Why?

It's hot. Really hot here in the South.

Stop judging me. I don't need to defend my actions.

In her disdain toward the zombie-like appearance of my ghostly, greenly veined, scarred, Northern European/Scandinavian lower extremities, the Mrs. has sealed a new moniker:

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